Posted on Monday, 5 September 2011

AND NOW YOUR WEEKEND FORECAST “We’ve had a doozy of a week, folks, what with all the earthquakes and hurricanes, and I can tell you right now, it’s only going to get worse from here. Now obviously we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of this deadly life-eating mist, which has been reducing vast stretches of life to an undifferentiated organic sludge. Moving into friday, we’re going to be seeing sheets upon sheets of cyclonic torpedoes, igniting the sky as they rain from the heavens obliterating all that you’ve ever known. That’s going to continue on into sunday, at which point you’re going to be seeing a vast implacable fog, pitch with the ashes of the recently deceased. Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em, folks, we’re in for a rough weekend.” This months ingredient is, what else, WEATHERING! Be it rust or patina or just good old fashioned chipped paint, this month you should go for broke on the weathering effects.

AND NOW YOUR WEEKEND FORECAST

“We’ve had a doozy of a week, folks, what with all the earthquakes and hurricanes, and I can tell you right now, it’s only going to get worse from here. Now obviously we’re gonna be seeing a lot more of this deadly life-eating mist, which has been reducing vast stretches of life to an undifferentiated organic sludge. Moving into friday, we’re going to be seeing sheets upon sheets of cyclonic torpedoes, igniting the sky as they rain from the heavens obliterating all that you’ve ever known. That’s going to continue on into sunday, at which point you’re going to be seeing a vast implacable fog, pitch with the ashes of the recently deceased. Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em, folks, we’re in for a rough weekend.”

This months ingredient is, what else, WEATHERING! Be it rust or patina or just good old fashioned chipped paint, this month you should go for broke on the weathering effects.